Rad. Chuck Norris blogs. And he often blogs about God. Here he ends the debate about the best fighter ever by leaving that decision up to God.
And everybody knows that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
But also,
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Oh and,
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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